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This high rising double slit has got people buzzing. While I am not necessarily a fan of it, this isn’t the first time someone has worn a garment that goes way too high, or drops way to low ( I’m talking JLo's circa 2000 Grammy dress). However to answer the question the older Jenner sister posed on Instagram "why do one slit when you can do TWO!? #MMVAs" because one is enough.

This double slit dress designed by Fausto Puglisi looks to me to be just an expensive and glamorized version of a trend I absolutely hate at the moment. Walk into any teen/young adult fashion vender and you’ll find a gaudy double slit party dress, hanging on a rack not too far away. Ugh. I think they look cheap, and you thought ‘what’s better than one leg showing, TWO LEGS SHOWING’ and got a little scissor happy. One slit is hot, remember Angelina and that signature pose? Two slits...why do we need to see that much leg, and pelvis, and hip bone? We don't. 

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It’s not about the fact the slit goes very high or that her legs are out for full display, the outfit just seemed a little off. More fascinating to me than the double slit is why Jenner chose this dress. If no one noticed from that Instagram picture she posted her tatas look like pancakes. I ride the small chested train with you Kendall, however when you know you are going to be photographed in all angles, you make sure the dress works for your body. She either needed a bra, or some duct tape, to flatten them down completely. It just looks off.